fresh kicks and cargo shorts.

i copped these mark gonzalez adidas superskate vulcans from zumiez today for the low, low price of $29.99! what a steal.















i also got a pair of sick lrg cargo shorts from against all odds. they happened to be $29.99 as well.

i'm in love.

i've fallen in love with hayley williams, the lead singer of the band paramore. i used to call them parabore, but i now see the error of my ways. i was made aware of her tonight. she is beautiful and talented (i've never heard any of her songs so i'm assuming she's talented). this isn't puppy love. this is for real. move over ellen page. sorry fellas, hayley williams is officially off the market. i'm pretty sure once she meets me she'll fall in love with me too. we have a lot of things in common. for example, we're the same age and i have that exact rod stewart shirt she's wearing in the pic below. and i'm pretty sure she loves asian stand up comedians from sacramento who live with their parents. a match made in heaven. dare i say power couple?

good morning vietnam!

hey guys. welcome to the amazing blog of bryan yang, comedian extraordinaire. they don't just let anyone have a blog, so this a pretty big deal. i'm just gonna post things about my daily life and anything else that i can think of. that's about it. i know having a blog is pretty damn narcissistic. but i have low self esteem so this will hopefully help cure that. and plus i know people out there are just dying to know what kind of shit i'm up to.