cosumnes river comedy.

cosumnes river college
8401 center parkway
sacramento, ca 95823


e-mail me at bryanyangcomedy@hotmail.com for more info

a day in the life.

a lot of people wonder what stand up comics do with all of their time. here's what i did on monday november 17, 2008.



i start the day off by waking up bright and early at the crack of noon.



i brush my teeth.



then i take a piss.



make some lunch.



check myspace.



play some 360.



grab the joke book.



open it up and think about writing some new jokes.



fuck it. i'm lazy.



get ready to go to school to learn shit i'll never use.



after that hell, i get home and get ready to go to tommy t's in pleasanton for open mic.



drive down to stockton to meet up with my buddy josh vigil who is also a comedian.



but first i had to stop at blockbuster to return a video game. i think i got it back to them by 6:45 p.m. on the eleventh day. fuck late fees son.



i finally meet up with vigil who only looks like a pedophile but isn't one.



on the way to stop by vigil's grandma's place to feed her dog.



vigil driving us to his grandma's. even though he doesn't have a license or a green card i made him drive.



vigil showed me his nine milli at his grandma's house. i don't think i was holding it the right way.



mexicans just know how to properly display firearms.



this is vigil's grandma's dog zoey. zoey got hit by a car and is dead now. this is really sad news for the vigil family. but its great news for my family. now we have something other than turkey and holiday ham to throw in the oven for thanksgiving!



after a few u-turns and pit stops we finally make it to tommy t's.



before i get on stage i always rub a picture of angela johnson's nipples for good luck.



the crowd at tommy t's was really into my set.



vigil ripped tommy t's a new one.



after our sets we drove back home and called it a night.